Dear Tiny,
Tonight you and I went to the movies and then SNUCK INTO A SECOND ONE! I've always wanted to do that and since Dad was out of town I decided tonight was the night. I don't know when I'll have enough time to get out of the house for TWO movies, let alone one, so it seemed like a good day to do this.
I think you liked the movies, by the way. You were kicking like crazy and luckily you were inside my belly. You would have totally given us away if you were on the outside!
Love,
Your sidekick in crime (Mama)
P.S. Don't grow up to be a criminal because you were involved in one illegal act in utero.
