Dear Tiny,
You are already a wunderkind. The midwives have been talking about us when we're not there because they can't believe we haven't gone into labor with you yet. I am unclear as to whether you are demonstrating your force of will or exerting your stubbornness. When she was a little kid, your Aunt Kate used to hold her breath until she passed out if she didn't get what she wanted. Let's hope that you are a little less intense, hm?
Love,
Mama
